Captain of fuck you

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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bunjywunjy

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

exigencelost

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

shiobookmark

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This one?

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worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

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moosers

wh……….

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Hey uh if you go to that blog


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And click that link


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The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this


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And that url takes you here


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I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

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Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

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On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

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Okay that binary translates to ascii code


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Which then translates to this


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So when we log in to that email account


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There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder


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The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it


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gaycholita

so that link takes you to this youtube video

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and if you scroll down theres only one comment

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click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

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the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

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“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

sickly-momo

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ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“
(first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

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which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

gaycholita

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

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that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

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the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

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It’s still going y'all!!!!

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I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

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WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

emmersdrawberry

The Old God that runs the internet

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Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

surprisebitch

the great con

guiltiest-gear

Anonymous asked:

Top ten worst anime tiddies

doubleca5t answered:

just off the top of my head

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thegaymertrainer

Seems appropriate this evening

5norlax

Surprised you forgot these two

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mr--bees

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loser-gooser

@tgirlteeth

klepto-maniac0

The fact that anime titty physics continue to be this ridiculous as an art form in and of itself. Do I like it? No, I find it distracting. But seeing them all together like this is weirdly delightful.

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twofingerswhiskey

poll time because something my mother said pissed me off lmao

do you remove or shave your body hair (on your legs, under your arms, etc)?

all the time

i don't really care for shaving but i do it because of society

sometimes but not always

never

if i remember to

i don't have any body hair that is worth shaving tbh

and in the tags tell me your gender and age?

i shave my lower legs because they feel weird when i let the hair grow out